More Calvinisms for your enjoyment:
In the car today...
"Mommy, can you read me Berenstain Bears Visit the Dentist?"
"No, honey, I have to drive. I can't look at the book and at the road at the same time."
"But if you had two heads you could."
At lunch today, during a discussion of having the Holy Spirit inside of us...
"Can the Holy Spirit eat the bread in my tummy?"
Daddy's respone: "Hmm...Calvin, that's a hard question for Daddy to answer."
Mommy's response: "You'll have to ask Pastor D that one at church on Sunday."
(Have fun, D!)